What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 02.07.2025 18:15

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Everyone loved it.

Then came..

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No, not a chance

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

So they tried

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share office space ...

Thumbs down again.

Just Forget it!

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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Still no good.

I feel so attached and in love with a dead celebrity. My love for anyone else is overshadowed by my love for him. What does this mean?

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Minds and Behinds

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Loons and Moons

Unacceptable again!

What are the differences between red and blue LED lights for skin treatment?

No go.

Nuts and Butts

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

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Next, they tried...

Hysterias & Posteriors

Another attempt resulted in ...

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Catatonics & High Colonics

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Freaks and Cheeks

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So, the docs changed it to read

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

They put up a sign reading

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Lost Souls & Butt Holes

No way

Still no good

What do you think of Andrew Tate?

Analysis & Anal Cysts

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

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