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Last Updated: 02.07.2025 18:15

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Everyone loved it.
Then came..
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No, not a chance
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
So they tried
share office space ...
Thumbs down again.
Just Forget it!
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Still no good.
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Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Minds and Behinds
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Loons and Moons
Unacceptable again!
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No go.
Nuts and Butts
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
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Next, they tried...
Hysterias & Posteriors
Another attempt resulted in ...
Catatonics & High Colonics
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Freaks and Cheeks
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So, the docs changed it to read
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
They put up a sign reading
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
No way
Still no good
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Analysis & Anal Cysts
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.